Amazon Smart Kettle

Editor’s note: this one went all out on audio, make sure to listen to some of the ads below!

The Amazon Smart Kettle is the latest in smart home appliance technology! It boils water at a level of efficiency you’ve never seen before… as long as you pay the subscription service. Otherwise, it’s a useless hunk of junk that plays ads while you try to just boil water. We were inspired by the overwhelming slew of subscription services and pay-to-win software out there today, and thought it would be funny to imagine a world where something as simple as using a kettle had been overtaken by annoying advertisements.

Created by Max Hayward @chimpmax Maxine Yang @maxine.m.a.y Jocelyn Glenn @space_is_what_is_between_us Sean Hollier @actualrednose

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